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Very sneaky virus

By Franzman Jul 20, 2020 | 9:19 AM

This Damn-demic! This corona virus is the strangest, sneakiest, most confusing virus I ever heard of. It’s so dangerous the way it spreads. I find it mysterious the way it lurks in schools but then dies at Ace Hardware.

It’s an evil virus that seems to pick up strength in churches yet seems impervious to people holding cardboard signs and standing close together.

Very sneaky virus: It lives for two days on Amazon boxes but not McDonald’s or Burger King bags and cups. It is spread by hairstylists but not by bank tellers.

Corona virus also seems to be most dangerous for certain entrances and exits disallowing us from using them. Let us all pray that God will intervene and cure the actual illness and straighten out all of this confusion.