Confused, Amused and Hungry

Confused, Amused and Hungry

I have an extensive background in house painting therefore I have alot of paint stuff…I have done it on-and-off my whole life and the general consensus among everyone that used one of my scrapers is that it is in fact the BEST ever used. It’s sturdy, good grip, doesn’t bend or damage the surface. I agree that it’s the only scraper I ever use but something has recently come to my attention that gives me conflicting emotions. I was in Super Saver (in the dollar section) and I saw my exact scraper only to see that it is packaged as a”Cookie Flipper”. What? I honestly have no idea how I acquired my favorite scraper, don’t know how much it cost or where it came from. It just kinda appeared in my life along time ago.

The conflicting emotions include feelings of emasculation and hunger. I am now craving warm cookies right out of the oven. I can’t fathom a time when I, or anyone else for that matter saw a cookie flipper and thought, “Well, this will make a nice paint scraper”.

Confused, amused and hungry.