Author Archives: Franzman

Read about new policy!

Read about new policy!

Heartland Events Center adopting clear-bag policy As safety policies change across the country, the Heartland Events Center in Grand Island says they’re joining in on a clear-bag policy. Fonner Park and Heartland Events Center officials said the policy will begin Feb. 18 and will apply to all ticketed events. “Safety and security is our highest…Read more »

I don’t understand

I don’t understand

How can you make a movie about a comedian coming out of retirement for one last tour with OUT having any jokes? I don’t understand. I’ve always been a fan of Chevy Chase. Sure I heard rumors of him being a difficult person to work with but not knowing if they’re true makes me not…Read more »

they want an autopsy

they want an autopsy

JAMES BROWN: Was He Murdered? James Brown died on Christmas Day 2006 of congestive heart failure, but nearly a dozen people close to the “Godfather of Soul” aren’t convinced of the cause of death and are raising the possibility that he may have been murdered. One of the people casting doubt over the official cause…Read more »

Did ya ever watch 90210?

Did ya ever watch 90210?

Did ya ever watch 90210? I did. I got caught up in the story line. Here’s something ya probably didn’t know. Before they became Maroon 5, Adam Levine and company formed a band called Katy’s Flowers. They were in high school at the time and they got cast in an episode of 90210. Pretty wild.…Read more »

I thought they were supposed to have rubber in them

I thought they were supposed to have rubber in them

RECALL: Tyson Chicken Nuggets May Contain Rubber Tyson Foods is recalling more than 36,000 pounds of chicken nuggets because they may contain rubber. The recall affects Tyson’s fully-cooked panko nuggets in five-pound bags which have a “best if used by” date of November 26th, 2019. Despite the recall, Tyson says it there have been no…Read more »

Stupid Sexy Flanders

Stupid Sexy Flanders

I often times can’t believe how many of my favorite shows are animated. I never would have guessed how much time can be spent as an adult watching cartoons. King of the Hill and The Simpsons are filled with great writing, very well developed characters and great one-liners. Here’s one of my favorite scenes from…Read more »

PHOOEY!

PHOOEY!

If ya wanna swear less and use less-colorful words (and who the ***K doesn’t?) This Alternative Cuss Words List from The Tim Hawkins Handbook is just the thing you need. Use it, enjoy it and listen for me to start to incorporate words like “Bolshevik”, “Phooey” and “Good Grief”…Read more »

I wish I knew about this before Christmas

I wish I knew about this before Christmas

From the, “I wish I knew about this before Christmas” files: KFC DEVELOPS GRAVY-SCENTED CANDLES Holy stoopit idea, Franzman! KFC has developed a new scented candle that smells like gravy. Engineers who worked on the candles paid attention to detail and designed the candles to have the same ratios of smells found in the ingredients…Read more »

I thought I had a cool coffee mug

I thought I had a cool coffee mug

I thought I had a cool coffee mug but then I saw these. There’s some really cool ones that I’d like to drink out of. Copy and paste this link in your browser and check out some really creative coffee cups. http://bit.ly/2VWfBmBRead more »