It was probably 3 years ago I was haulin’ you-know-what somewhere near Ord, NE in the old Island van and I got a speeding ticket to the tune of 280 bucks! (none of us knew the van could go that fast).
I finally came across this picture and can now describe to you what the road conditions were like and what lead to me to haul such fast you-know-what.
I don’t recommend speeding. Always wear your seatbelt and make your car a no-phone zone.